The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.