The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.