The Invisible Route Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Whiteheart spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.