The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Whiteheart finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Whiteheart, Whiteheart, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.