The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.