The Snap Count Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.