The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.