The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Nix's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.