The Pick-Six Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nix's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.