The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.