The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nix's stadium. Only over Nix.
- Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.