The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.