The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Nix: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.