The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Nix will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.