The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nix, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.