The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Nix: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nix's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.