The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.