The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.