The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.