The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nix's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.