The Phantom Flag Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Nix throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
92%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.