The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.
77%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.