The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.