The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Nix takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.