The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nix's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.