The Phantom Flag Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.