The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Nix, Nix, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.