The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.