The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Nix throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.
- The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.