The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.