The Snap Count Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Every deep ball Nix throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.