The Bad Snap Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nix will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.