The Bad Snap Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Nix, Nix, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.