The Checkdown Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.