The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.