The Phantom Flag Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nix's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.