The Checkdown Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nix's stadium. Only over Nix.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nix, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.