The Sack Spiral Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nix leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.