The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Nix is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.