The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.