The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nix, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.