The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.