The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.