The Committee Backfield Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hall scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.