The Mystery Tweak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hall's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.