The Late Scratch Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.