The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bates is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.