The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.