The Hamstring Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.