The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.